Musharraf announced
he is hiring Sherlock Holmes
to take Bhutto case

the only new jobs
in U.S. are people Bush
hires to lie to us

Environmental
Protection Agency ain’t
into protecting

escaped inmate shot
in a cemetery — the
butt of irony

breaking one hundred
dollars a barrel of oil
puts us over one

Male macaque monkeys
“pay” for sex by telling their
partners how they feel

Britney has become
living manifestation
of the tabloid pop