in opening act
China caught lip synching just
like West Side Story

Swedish wrestler gets
special Olympic medal
as best big baby

to give us a break
from all things Olympics Big
Foot enters stage right 

former congressman
Bob Ney is released from the
House of Abramoff 

that Bush can still rake
in the cash means rich folk don’t
always have good taste

only the old fart
right wingers will buy those books
against Obama

cookie chain Mrs.
Fields files Chapter 11
as its biz crumbles