Tibet wants to be
free but opposing China
would be expensive

Beijing Olympic
events include oppression,
censorship, crackdowns

McCain globetrotting
the planet to prove to us
that he can still trot

White House likes to keep
secrets but sure doesn’t mind
snooping on others

turns out the girl had
already gone wild, can’t cash
in on Spitzer fame

worker convicted
of making the downer cows
come home to slaughter

finding methane on
distant planet means the “T”
in ET is “Toot”