Spitzer, Ferraro
both quit as Democrats spin
out of spin control

Eliot Spitzer
the Crusader turned out to
be a Scrusader

Hillary sorry
Obama shuns his pastor
McCain grows older

EPA adopts
new smog requirements that will
kill us more slowly

GAO study
says F in FCC stands
for futility

Euro overtakes
dollar as United States
shortchanges itself

Dawn Wells AKA
Mary Ann caught with pot, tries
to blame Gilligan