Putin to pass on
Russian presidency to
hand-picked Mini-Me

America should
be called United States of
Incarceration

Airbus beats Boeing
for contract to make crap we
don’t need anyway

Mukasey won’t probe
Miers, Bolton because it
just sounds disgusting

White House aide didn’t
uphold Bush high standards of
writing good headlines

gas prices will rise
high enough to ensure oil
companies’ profits

memos suggest head
of EPA had the White
House up his tailpipe