Pakistan’s recent
election results may send
Musharraf packing

Castro retires to
tyrannize family and
pillage the golf course

Democrat Party
pooper Ralph Nader to
spoil their fun again

conservatives say
Obama bad ’cause he won’t
suck Uncle Sam’s camp

if Clinton doesn’t
win in Texas she may be
heading for the hills

McCain unable
to completely shake sense that
the Iseman cometh

largest beef recall
in history is nothing
short of a downer

middle school teacher
sent to prison for taking
birds and bees to heart