Investigation
alleges FEMA tried to
hide formaldehyde

body parts ring sting
finds corpses cut up and sold
o’er their dead bodies
 
while Haitians eat dirt
Americans can’t even
join the Clean Plate Club

Army suicides
increase in tragic acts of
self-terrorism

Bush’s plan to log
Alaskan forest has the
trees crying timber

scientists create
a no-tear onion then run
laughing to the bank

planet Mercury
shrinking and aging just like
our baby boomers