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Barack, don’t pick Bayh
by Steve Hammer Aug 6, 2008

Back in 2006, Evan Bayh spent millions of dollars exploring whether he should run for president. In a column at the time, I urged him not to do it because the most he could accomplish would be to embarrass the great state of Indiana.
Sen. Barack Obama reportedly has Bayh on the shortlist for his running mate. So I’ll use the same comments to address Sen. Obama, who heretofore has shown good judgment.
Dude. Don’t do it. Please. Pick someone else. Anyone else. Being the governor of Indiana, a do-nothing senator from Indiana and the father of adorable twins does not qualify Bayh to be vice president.
What it does qualify him to be is the next Dan Quayle, which is to say, a vice presidential candidate who will become the laughingstock of the nation and provide material for Letterman, Leno and Conan for years.
Quayle was the wrong man for the wrong job at the wrong time, chosen by another wrong man, George H.W. Bush. Bayh risks becoming the reincarnation of Quayle.
And that would be disastrous for Indiana. It’s taken the state 20 years to recover from the bruising that Quayle gave the state’s image. By the time he was thrown out of office, Quayle had convinced most of America that Hoosiers were bumbling, semi-literate fools who can barely string a sentence together.
There’s just enough truth in that perception to sting. And sting Indiana it did. Who knows how many businesses decided not to relocate in Indiana because of Quayle? How many conventions decided to stay away from our state because organizations were convinced that Indiana was just like Mayberry, and Quayle was our Barney Fife?
Furthermore, don’t we have enough politicians out there who are just like Bayh? Aren’t there enough good-looking white men bearing old ideas? Do we really need one more?
Bayh is like John Edwards without the charisma. And since Edwards pretty much lacks any charisma, that’s quite an insult. Bayh is like John Kerry without Kerry’s comedic skills.
He’s like George Bush without any of Bush’s credibility, charm and sweetness or Ted Kennedy without the driving skills.
We already have a senator who’d make a fine president, Richard Lugar. Lugar has everything that Bayh lacks: experience in foreign policy, widespread respect and admiration from members of both parties. He also has a track record of getting things done.
Name one accomplishment of Bayh’s, from either his governorship or from his time in the Senate. Picking a pretty wife doesn’t count. The only vote of his I can recall is his “not guilty” vote during President Clinton’s impeachment trial.
Electing Evan Bayh as vice president would send a strong message across the world that America has its head up its butt once again. We do not need such a message sent during times of war.
We can’t let the Republicans rig yet another presidential election. We need someone as tough as Dick Cheney on our side. We need someone who can bend the truth the way George Bush can. We need people who can run a dirty campaign and steal votes the way Karl Rove can.
What we don’t need is another country club Democrat who looks and sounds like a Republican. There are too many Republicans as it is. What we need is someone with the balls — or in Mrs. Clinton’s case, a strong set of ovaries — to tell the truth to the American people.
And I’m not sure our state can take the mocking it’s going to get if Bayh does run for vice president. We almost surrendered to Kentucky during the Quayle years. Our National Guard units were halfway to Louisville to give up until they were talked out of it.
We need an administration that can stop the war, throw out the corrupt war profiteers from office, fix the budget mess and bring peace to the Middle East.
What we need is another John F. Kennedy. I didn’t know John Kennedy; he wasn’t a friend of mine. But, Sen. Bayh, you’re no John Kennedy.
Comments on Barack, don’t pick Bayh
Still No Coloring Page?
by Jack The Ripple | Aug 8, 2008

In the vetting of Bayh by the Obamunnistic hirelings there is stench that even the crackerjack investigative journalists of Kevin The Pimp could sniff out. It dates back to the curious shooting one evening of an IPD officer - supposedly across the street from 4600 N. Meridian. He was shot in the back by the bicycle thief he was chasing, so the story went. The Indiana State Troopers who kept an eye on Evan and Susan during those long ago times know the truth. And within lies the reason Evan will never rise above his current Peter Principled post...and shouldn't.

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Bayh = Bozo
by Anonymous | Aug 8, 2008

For the record I'm a white, independent-minded, registered voter. And Bayh nauseates me. Simply because he strikes me as a sycophant leech who takes the political position of riding whatever political coattails he can. It's undeniable he has hopped into bed politically with the Clinton's -- yes, Hammer's example of sticking with Slick Willy during impeachment is one example, but another more important example is his unfaltering support of Hillary during the primaries... primaries that were well before Indiana's primary. This to me was sickening because his support for Mrs. Clinton pre-empted the will of Indiana voters who had not yet had the opportunity to vote in the Indiana primary. Or, one could say that Bayh was exercising his personal political opinion as a Democrat, or perhaps as a superdelegate -- and not exercising his political responsibility as a member of Indiana's delegation to Congress. The conventional wisdom is that Mrs. Clinton had many supporters in Indiana, and if Obama picks Bayh as his VP, he will not only attract Hoosier votes, but also more support from Clintonites -- in Indiana and otherwise -- from supporters who are well aware of Bayh's support for Hillary. But the greater risk is that Obama fractures his own political base among registered voters like myself, who believe that Bayh puts his own political aspirations above the interests of the State of Indiana. In short, I very well might vote for Obama this fall, but not if I have to also vote for Bayh. Bayh might be a Hoosier, but in my opinion, he's a Clintonite first, a Democrat second, and a Hoosier only third or perhaps farther down on a list of loyalties. The candidates I vote for can be of any political party, as long as they are Hoosiers first. Bayh's not.

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Look-this is what we're up against
by Sadie5 | Aug 8, 2008

A skinny African American who can't decide whether he's Black or white, who preaches to the Germans when he's tanking here at home. A guy who thinks he's already president and travels around chanting "Yes we can" but what has he told us about his 'can, plan', absolutely nothing! The space under the bus is getting crowded as he daily tosses another friend or relative under the Obama bus, including his White Granny. This guy(Obama) with the help of Davis Axelrod has done more to harm race relations than George Wallace did and he expects to be nominated for president?Why not take on flag stomping Willian Ayres as his VP, that ought to raise some hackles. He can't win the GE and the Dems only hope(Hillary) was treated unfairly and sexism was made an issue,hence, PUMA's. Obama is the Danny Quayle not Bayh, but I do see what you mean. another good article. As for Obama's change- the only change I can see is that I will have less change in my pocket if Obama gets the nom. He's already promised mega bucks to every country except the USA.

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Postcards from the loonie bin
by Steven | Aug 7, 2008

So Evan, if you're out there and reading you should certainly take your cues from a second rate foul tempered leftist who has enjoyed such jounalistic success as Hammer. You most certainly should vet your political ambitions to those who write of their desire to assult republicans as Hammer has done. How you managed to become a US senator without heeding The Sainted One's advice is a mystery. Rest assured if you run and hide yourself away so as not to embarrass The Sainted One, all will be well in Hoosier land - Oprahama will win, the homeless will find homes, the uneducated will flock to libraries, everyone will become vegetarians who ride bikes to work, Ann Coulter will not sell another book, and jet planes will run on solar power and manure.

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What makes Kennedy so great?
by Dave K. | Aug 6, 2008

1,000 days in office and what did he accomplish? Escalating the war in Vietnam? Making a promise kept by others to beat the Russians to the moon? This was a good article, but I think that Steve is living in a dream world with the Kennedy worship. He wasn't that great and that would have been found out if he had not had his office tradegically cut short. The leadership pool our country has to draw from with the Baby Boomers is marked "5 FEET - NO DIVING." We've got a has-been and a never-was running for president. And these candidates now see the danger is having a "strong" VP like in the Bush-Cheney Co-Presidency. The candidates need VPs even lamer than they!

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