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Job Security
J. Williams by Rocky the Diabolical Cat™ The phone rang. I looked at the caller ID — it was Ikey. I answered in my usual manner. “Greetings, esteemed comrades of the NSA! I hope the following conversation is of interest to you!” Ikey laughed, then asked, “Did you see the article in the local Gannettoid* about the $950,000 settlement for the murder of John Leaf by that sheriff‘s deputy?” “I sure did,” I replied. “About time we got some positive news in this backwater,” Ikey squeaked. “Here’s a cop who, according to court records, has a long history of abuse of power and criminal recklessness — pointing guns at people for no apparent reason, for example. Then he kills John Leaf. Oh, how I remember when the deputy and his wife were interviewed on the news to show that he was a good family man. Oh, how I remember how the Sheriff’s Department tried to portray him as an all-American cop just doing his job. Oh, how I remember how they tried to portray John Leaf as a drunken maniac,” Ikey squeaked ruefully. “I knew that deputy would get his!” I took a sip of my espresso and said quietly, “Ahem ... my young protege, I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think that the deputy exactly ‘got his.’” “What do you mean, Master Rocky?” he asked. “According to my sources, the deputy is still on the job,” I responded. “Fuck me!** If he’d been a cashier at Village Pantry and got hungry and ate a stale submarine sandwich, he’d have been canned. But this deputy ... this character ... he still works for the department? He’s still our employee?” Ikey screeched. “That’s right,” I affirmed. “How can that be?” he asked. “My young protege, in a society in which authoritarianism is a fetish,” I said, “there’s job security to be had in law enforcement!” *The Indianapolis Star —the eds. **Here we go again with the vile cursing. Shame on you, Ikey! —the eds. Post a comment
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