First off, all of us are deeply saddened to hear that Jennifer Aniston has filed for divorce from the adored Brad Pitt.

Rumor has it that Hollywood’s once it couple may not be single for long. Brad is reportedly dating Barbara Walters. Pitt stated that he took a cue from Ashton Kutcher, and decided to date a little older. But I wonder if he realized that is a little bit more than a little?

Aniston, on the other hand, decided to go the other direction with a younger man. Who could the lucky lad be? Ok, the guy is none other than a former B2K member, Omarion. Both are denying the relationship, but this insider’s sources saw it with their own eyes last week at New York’s famed restaurant, Butter.

Where does that leave Angelina Jolie? Well, she is hot enough to take care of all of her own needs. All she needs to do is take a cue from Tweet in her song Oops (Oh My). We all remember what that song is about. Miss Angelina Jolie definitely does not need anyone else to handle her own.

However, she is of course dating someone; more like a nobody actually. It is some random DJ named Scribble. Ok, are she and Nicole Richie sharing dating tips?

BARBARA HAS HER HANDS IN THE CANDY SHOP???
Ok, so this is the biggest tour to be announced since Christina and Justin's Justified/Stripped tour. Brace yourself and drum roll please.

Barbra Streisand and 50 Cent are going on an International tour including 37 dates here in the United States.

Promoters assure NUVO that it was Barbra who pursued 50 Cent's management team for the arrangement, consequently, NUVO is wondering how much longer will it be until Barbra is going to get caught with her fingers in the candy jar? Only time will tell; however, this is going to be the most anticipated and amazing concert of the summer.

Tickets go on sale May 1, and you better believe it will be the scene to be seen.

GET YOUR MIME ON!
After you attend the 50 Cent and Streisand concert, you may be asking yourself, “What else do I have to live for this summer in Indianapolis?”

Forget about the Jazz Fest, going to the zoo with the kids, and heading to a baseball game. The answer is the hottest festival ever to come to Indy in the past 30 years, Mime Fest 2K5.

This is the first year that such a festival has come to Indianapolis. Mime 2K5 is sure to delight the spirits and excite the senses. We are expecting to see thousands of mimes invade White River State Park between June 10 and June 12.

We attempted to contact festival organizers for comments, and this is what they had to say.

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What else did you expect? Honestly, they are mimes; they did not have much to say.

For details you can call (317) MIMES. They may not pick up their imaginary phones; therefore, you may want to check out the web site at www.mimefest2k5indy.com.

I also should caution those of you who are terrified of clowns. Mimes sometimes do cause extreme anxiety in small children and even adults. Please take the necessary precautions before visiting the festival.