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jpoyser — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:12:54 -0500

those most threatened by
climate change should be the ones
leading climate talks

talk show host Lou Dobbs
quits job to spend more time with
his paranoia

GOP thinks that

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jpoyser — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:39:56 -0500

it will be grim if
the pilgrims spill their mucous
in Mecca this month

Graham seems to be lone
GOP whose head isn't
up denial ass

Bloomberg purchases
the mayoral offices
of New York City

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jpoyser — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:31:36 -0500

Karzai gets a bye
will lead Afghanistan by
pain money can't buy

Palin appearance
fee makes somes Republicans
think she's not worth it

third quarter growth fueled
by wealthy folks able to

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jpoyser — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:41:17 -0400

350 rally
successful in giving hope
to Copenhagen

EPA limit
on mercury emissions
will burn up coal plants

that the sweat lodge cost
9000 dollars just makes
me break out in one

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jpoyser — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:31:26 -0400

a bigger hard drive
for PlayStation's just what those
Peter Pan's require

a salmonella
outbreak in Chicago tags
turtles as scapegoats

even balloon boy
can't end up the hero we

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jpoyser — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:40:06 -0400

Dalai Lama spurned
by Obama concerned 'bout
a fragile China

new study says that
US kids ain't living in
a civilized world

opinions vary
on whether Afghanistan
is a big black hole

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jpoyser — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:32:50 -0400

Letterman blackmailed
by guy who was probably
a shitty writer

Chicago loses
bid to go into debt by
hosting Olympics

perhaps the Windy
City can find some other
way to lose its shirts

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jpoyser — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:24:45 -0400

G20 leaders
determine that planet earth
is too big to fail

UN pipe dreams
of a world free of pesky
nuclear weapons

let's hope promises
by US, China don't add
more hot air to sky

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jpoyser — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:15:14 -0400

Ahmadinejad's
denial makes him global
village idiot

US quits missile
defense shield in Europe — could
leave Poles in the cold

that 8 million folks
ponder suicide makes me

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jpoyser — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:27:07 -0400

Wilson's war of words
with Obama health care speech
leaves him cast away

disgraced lawmaker
suggests his sex conquests were
just tall tales of tails

new report suggests