those most threatened by
climate change should be the ones
leading climate talks
talk show host Lou Dobbs
quits job to spend more time with
his paranoia
GOP thinks that
it will be grim if
the pilgrims spill their mucous
in Mecca this month
Graham seems to be lone
GOP whose head isn't
up denial ass
Bloomberg purchases
the mayoral offices
of New York City
Karzai gets a bye
will lead Afghanistan by
pain money can't buy
Palin appearance
fee makes somes Republicans
think she's not worth it
third quarter growth fueled
by wealthy folks able to
350 rally
successful in giving hope
to Copenhagen
EPA limit
on mercury emissions
will burn up coal plants
that the sweat lodge cost
9000 dollars just makes
me break out in one
a bigger hard drive
for PlayStation's just what those
Peter Pan's require
a salmonella
outbreak in Chicago tags
turtles as scapegoats
even balloon boy
can't end up the hero we
Dalai Lama spurned
by Obama concerned 'bout
a fragile China
new study says that
US kids ain't living in
a civilized world
opinions vary
on whether Afghanistan
is a big black hole
Letterman blackmailed
by guy who was probably
a shitty writer
Chicago loses
bid to go into debt by
hosting Olympics
perhaps the Windy
City can find some other
way to lose its shirts
G20 leaders
determine that planet earth
is too big to fail
UN pipe dreams
of a world free of pesky
nuclear weapons
let's hope promises
by US, China don't add
more hot air to sky
Ahmadinejad's
denial makes him global
village idiot
US quits missile
defense shield in Europe — could
leave Poles in the cold
that 8 million folks
ponder suicide makes me
Wilson's war of words
with Obama health care speech
leaves him cast away
disgraced lawmaker
suggests his sex conquests were
just tall tales of tails
new report suggests