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HUMOR/SATIRE

HAIKU News

Jim Poyser

Iran unwelcome
in nuclear family
’cause they’re the black sheep

generals against
Rumsfeld equals uniforms
versus guys with ties

documents suggest
Don’s continued employment
will torture us all

Dick Cheney’s pitch on
opening day goes astray
duck bystanders duck!

almost two million
bucks for Dick’s tax refund so
he needs more tax cuts

e-mails demonstrate
Abramoff, Safavian
were best golfing buds

Daniels travels to
Iraq to visit soldiers
share some key lime pie

ethics committee
recommends punishment for
Taft: run Ohio

folks who lied about
sextuplets should be sentenced
to changing diapers

that Ali would sell
himself out to CKX
really gets my goat

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