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HUMOR/SATIRE

HAIKU news

Jim Poyser

Canadian Prime
Minister Harper sucks up
to Bush on pot laws

Condoleeza Rice
confesses to thousands of
points of light mistakes

when I say ‘Bush lies’
it’s meant figuratively
and literally

DeLay dethroned but
will ascend to power as
a DeLobbyist

study says tax cuts
benefit the wealthiest
and piss on the poor

head of Treasury
canned for failing to do a
good enough snow job

in Pellicano
case John McTiernan is charged
with lying too hard

study shows TV
stations continue to air
airhead news stories

missing link fossil
fins are found twiddling future
opposable thumbs

newly discovered
Gospel of Judas penned by
Gnostic knuckleheads?

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