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HUMOR/SATIRE

HAIKU news

Jim Poyser

Bush plan for peace in
the Middle East is simply
falling to pieces

even GOP
fears extent of Bush power?
We’re in big trouble

Bush overlooks mine
safety flaws at the expense
of all canaries

Adam Nicole Smith
gives some justices hard times
beneath their black robes

Ruth Bader Ginsberg
keeps electric prod under
hers to stay awake

Alito keeps a
portrait of a smiling James
Dobson under his

if this haiku is
hazardous to your health it
won’t be labeled so

satellite surveys
show apocalypse is on
the tip of our tongues

Turin Games ratings
whooped by ‘Dancing With the Stars’
and ‘Macramé Tips’

apparently the
producers of the film ‘Crash’
just can’t get along

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