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HUMOR/SATIRE

HAIKU news

Jim Poyser

United Nations:
Guantanamo Bay should be
docked its existence

hearings indicate
we should be feeling Homeland
Insecurity

it’s their party the
Democrats can kick Hackett
out if they want to

Cheney shoots hunting
partner for his refusing
to go fuck himself

it just keeps coming
up for Cheney: listen to
matters of the heart

Ohio board deems
that Intelligent Design
is truly stupid

taking calcium
is very healthy for the
vitamin empire

mysterious white
substance sent to Bosma was
pagan fairy dust

the US tends to
soar at winter sports you can
sell Mountain Dew to

Mike Davis resigns
could never emerge from the
shadow of Bob Knight

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