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HUMOR/SATIRE

HAIKU news

Jim Poyser

Muslims miffed over
disrespectful cartoons in
Gaza comic strip

Bush won’t surrender
spy documents so we’ll just
have to spy on him

filibusted, Dems
had to swallow Sam — goes down
smooth but has a bite

as the rest of us
walk Exxon, Shell are swimming
in thick rich profit

Bush still smokin’ ’em
out of their caves only he’s
failin’ to nail ’em

mines closed to find out
why miners have become so
many canaries

us chicken littles
worry Indy bank sale will
cause the sky to fall

Wal-Mart faces law
suit for not carrying the
morning after kill

while Blair is noting
global warming NASA is
silencing science

fabrications made
story better, says James Frey
… they usually do

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