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Vatican sleuths to
eye seminaries armed with
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Bush to give himself
a medal of honor for
admitting his blame
to the extent that
he apologized he was
sure somewhat sorry
John G. Roberts is
merely practicing hiding
stuff under his robe
Halliburton could
not have caused Katrina but
he sure loves her now
two more airlines file
bankruptcy as industry
plummets from the sky
plan for mercury
reduction killed in lieu of
quicksilver’s slow death
“market-based approach”
a Bush euphemism for
“money over folks”
Google, Microsoft
agree to cleave researcher
Kai-Fu Lee in half
technology of
new razors shave so close your
face will be removed
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