antennae
HAIKU news
Bush logic: send them
off to die so others can
die honoring them
Idaho agrees
to send entire state to fight
Iraq by itself
Justice Department
head scuttled by Bush for math
not fuzzy enough
Pat Robertson’s mouth
one of the seven signs of
the Apocalypse
FBI plies the
Patriot Act to attack
evil library!
Bush poll numbers fall
farther as we grow tired of
the Smirk and the Sneer
Parks head has a dream:
one day national parks will
be Snowmobileland
with five thousand suits
to come Merck can’t even take
their own medicine
like any rapper
Martha’s prison stint will bring
instant foyer cred
this haiku is for
all the white women & girls
who have run away
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