antennae
HAIKU news
a White House haiku:
waging a global struggle
against extremism
memos indicate
nominee John G. Roberts
is so right he’s wrong
NASA ends shuttle
program; Bush to award them
Medal of Failure
energy bill has
created a brand new form
of fuel: pork fat
EPA report
on mileage delayed putting
cars before the whores
Hamilton suggests
name change: Federal Bureau
of Incompetence
new stricter rules on
pesticide testing allows
only the dirt poor
Romney veto of
morning after pill gives life
to election run
echinacea turns
out to be panacea
for nobodya
Sony BMG
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