antennae
HAIKU news
Half year in review
after seeing the
tsunami news I need a
gin and tectonic
one complication
with tsunamis is that there’s
nobody to tsue
Kyrgystan protest
centers around having too
many consonants
Afghans outraged by
reports U.S. thinks Koran
is squeezably soft
President George Bush
is administered the oath
by Chief Darth Vader
the isolated
leader now finds himself in
double the bubble
some think Patriot
Act should be recognized as
the Hatriot Act
Schiavo case creates
feeding tube flowing into
GOP coffers
Christian support for
Bush second term includes those
who speak in forked tongues
Gonzales lifted
himself with the same bootstraps
he wrapped ’round their necks
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