antennae
HAIKU news
watch out, DeLay! Those
powerful liberal rags
are out to get you!
facing state protests
U.S. decides some children
can be left behind
FDA still stalled
on over-my-dead-body-
morning-after pill
DeLay believes that
judicial branch has fallen
Too far from the tree
Peter Jennings has
lung cancer & so now all
anchors are away
some remarks suggest
Jackson lived in constant state
of playing doctor
conservative struck
at Butler with liberal
American pie
w/ the downfall of
Bextra, Celebrex, Pfizer
will start to pfizzle
two Indians tagged
w/ testing positive for
bad stereotypes
Saul Bellow dies at
89; we trust he seized
even his last day
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