antennae
HAIKU news
[this is satire]
Sharon arrives at
the White House to advise Bush
on real estate deals
some think the War on
Terror should be focused on
the War on Error
it’s a mistake
for Bush to not be able
to remember any
64 soldiers
killed last week; our Commander
is loath to waver
antidepressant
expert gagged by FDA
’cause he’s a bummer
found girl inspires new
reality TV show:
‘Survivor for Tots’
Wisconsin student
says she wasn’t kidnapped she
was just kidding us
Air America
having trouble finding air
they too gliberal?
Sedna spins too slow
astronomers think that it’s
the slacker planet
Bonds is now alone
in number 3 spot living
with an asterisk
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