antennae
HAIKU news
[this is satire]
White House says Dick Clarke
is using American
grandstand to sell book
Rice is too busy
trashing Clarke on TV to
come before panel
Scalia recused
from “under God” case because
he hunts duck with Him
U.S. Energy
won’t give cold fusion the cold
shoulder anymore
what did they know, when
did they know it and when will
they find a new phrase
people mad about
gas prices should consider
car-pooling, biking …
Buttafuoco, sent
to one year in jail, may soon
be living his name
Tech teacher is caught
having sex with student; this
sub is going down
Indy boy attends
Head Start with crack trying to
get a crackhead start
Tiger, doing too
many commercials, isn’t
playing very grrrreat!
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