HAIKU news
[this is satire]
Bush new world order
succeeds in electing a
Socialist in Spain
Hans Blix is hoping
his book will be a Work of
Mass Distribution
bribery charge, low
cost estimates, might create
a Medicaregate
justice is in the
blinds: Scalia won’t withdraw
from Dick Cheney case
Air Force, beleaguered
by rape charges, will change its
name to Air Forced Sex
Martha steps down so
she can devote herself to
making license plates
housing start decline
last month is giving Commerce
Department the fits
Courtney Love charged with
assault at a New York show;
how far punk has sunk
note: the adjacent
haiku should be read with a
ten second delay:
Bono should know a
fucking modifier is
as bad as a verb
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