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antennae

HAIKU news

[this is satire]

Bush new world order
succeeds in electing a
Socialist in Spain

Hans Blix is hoping
his book will be a Work of
Mass Distribution

bribery charge, low
cost estimates, might create
a Medicaregate

justice is in the
blinds: Scalia won’t withdraw
from Dick Cheney case

Air Force, beleaguered
by rape charges, will change its
name to Air Forced Sex

Martha steps down so
she can devote herself to
making license plates

housing start decline
last month is giving Commerce
Department the fits

Courtney Love charged with
assault at a New York show;
how far punk has sunk

note: the adjacent
haiku should be read with a
ten second delay:

Bono should know a
fucking modifier is
as bad as a verb


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