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HAIKU news
now that Aristide
is off to Jamaica he
might stop complaining
U.N. alarmed that
Iran uranium is
some really good shit
huge trade deficit
suggests that countries don’t like
us or our products
government decides
Janet Jackson’s breasts are worth
a million dollars
obesity now
battling cigarettes for
preferred way to die
SEC wants to
find out if Conseco was
rollin’ in the dough
Krispy Kreme profits
nearly triple as does girth
of its customers
Vancouver cops may
charge hockey’s Bertuzzi with
being a puckhead
baseball fans worry
that their fave players are now
the Boys of Steroid
actor and writer
Spalding Gray found dead swimming
to Cambodia
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