Ten Things You Will NOT Hear at the Formula One Race
[this is satire]
“Hey, how ’bout another PBR?”
“We’re all going bowling right after the race.”
“Erlene, get over here!”
“We absolutely loved Graceland.”
“Yup, these are new overalls.”
“Zeke’s passed out in the back of the truck.”
“I prefer Lynyrd Skynyrd over .38 Special.”
“Wanna see my new tattoo?”
“Yo, what’s up my brother?”
“Show us your tits!”
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