SEARCH         -Home-         -Featured-         -Music-         -Film-         -Arts-         -Food-         -News-         -Columns-         -Calendar-         -Reader's Opinion-         -Classifieds-         -Personals-         -About NUVO-		[[[ ULLMANN ]]] When bad banks happen to good people Getting riffed by The National Bank of Somewhere Else                 by Harrison J. Ullmann I’ve been let go by my bank. It’s been my bank ever since the very early ’60s, when I opened our account at the branch in Eagledale Plaza. We still have the same names we had back then, though lately my bank has been changing its name as often as Liz Taylor ever did... [more]     [[[ HAMMER ]]] Welcome to Indianapolis Please spend lots of money here                 by Steve Hammer Welcome to Indianapolis, home of the 2000 Final Four. We hope you find your stay in our city very pleasant. And we hope you spend lots and lots of money while you’re here. Now get out... [more]     [[[ HOPPE ]]] Sardine jubilation                 by David Hoppe After hearing that some maniac managed to creep into George Harrison's house and stab the Beatle in the chest, I braced myself. For over a year we'd been hearing about all the varieties of hell that were bound to break loose once the clock turned from 11:59 to midnight on Dec. 31. To kill the 20th century by murdering a Beatle seemed, on brief reflection, a choice as sophisticated as sick. George's would-be killer had an archetypal imagination. "Fasten your seatbelts," this incident seemed to call, echoing one of the waning century's most durable Bette Davis lines, "it's going to be a bumpy ride." [more]		Discuss Your Opinion of the Articles in the Forum Give us your feedback mail the webmaster Curious about your Privacy on our Web Page read the Privacy Statement