Monday, February 6, 2012

Off Base: Super Bowl, handcuffs, role models

Posted by Justin Cross on Mon, Feb 6, 2012 at 1:09 PM

5. Super Bowl XLVI by the numbers

- Super Bowl Sunday is the 8th leading day for beer sales. (July 4th is the leader in this frothy category.)

click to enlarge Eating chicken wings

- Oh, that New Year's resolution? The National Chicken Council estimates more than 100 million pounds of wings were consumed during Super Bowl weekend.

- A 30-second ad sold for a record $3.5 million, up $400,000 from last year. And they were all gone by Thanksgiving. Segue...

4. Super-lame commercials

I hope we agree Indianapolis did a great job hosting and entertaining fans leading up to Super Bowl XLVI. But how about those highly anticipated commercials during the game? I was disappointed. None of the spots provoked water-cooler talk at the office. Out of the national spots (does Will Ferrell's Old Milwaukee commercial count as national or local?), here are three of the less-terrible ones: "M&M's: It's That Kind of Party," "Doritos: Man's Best Friend," and "Chrysler: Halftime in America."







3. Gesture malfunction

No wardrobe malfunction this year...darn it! Just the good ol' middle-finger salute, courtesy of singer M.I.A.:

M.I.A. giving the finger


2. Enough football talk! Let's discuss football.

The international kind, that is. A soccer fan handcuffed himself to the goalpost during an Everton vs. Manchester United match. After a short delay in play, bolt cutters were used to remove the dude from the post.




1. Leader of young men

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Michael is a youth basketball coach in California. Michael is awfully competitive, or just a bad guy. Michael told his "inferior" player the wrong time in hopes he wouldn't make it to the game. Before the playoffs began, an email reminder about the league playing rules were sent to those whom it applied to. Michael replied with an email he wishes he hadn't sent.

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