The Ventilator can't speak, so we'll speak for it: "What's up?"
The Ventilator wants to be your personal therapist: It wants to hear about who pissed you off on the way to work this morning. It wants to know about that thing you're infatuated with but shouldn't be. It wants to be privy to the dirty deed you done did. It wants to see a picture of the stuff that's bugging you in your 'hood. And it won't charge you a thing - and it definitely won't offer its take on your ego and id (though its readers might).
What do you need to do to get what's on your mind off your chest? Email firstname.lastname@example.org (Update: You can use this form, too), and The Ventilator might choose your tale, magically remove identifying information about you and the innocent, and spit your story of what you love, hate, or love to hate out onto the pages of this here website.
Try it. It'll feel good. You do like feeling good, right?
Anonymously vent your rants & raves, loves & hates, confessions & accusations by using The Ventilator's submission form or by sending an email to email@example.com. The Ventilator will pick the best to post here - and possibly in NUVO Newsweekly.