Friday, September 4, 2015

The Starting Five: COLTS! Or a reasonable facsimile.

Posted By on Fri, Sep 4, 2015 at 3:21 PM

Yep, we're bringing back the Starting Five. We could talk about Donald Trump or Kim Davis or any number of other odious things, but let's eeeaaaassse back into this with a gander at Week 4 of the NFL preseason, which is, um, awful. 

click to enlarge I ... SMELL ... PIGSKIN! - TJ FOREMAN
  • TJ Foreman
  • I ... SMELL ... PIGSKIN!

But wait! At least it's we know that REAL, ACTUAL FOOTBALL is REALLY, ACTUALLY returning, yes?
'Cause nothing says "quality entertainment" like a rousing second-string Colts loss to the Bengals by a thrilling, oh-my-god-where's-the-beer-man final of 9-6.

9-6? 9-6? You gotta be kidding me.
  • 9-6? 9-6? You gotta be kidding me.

9-6? At least some debris came crashing out of the sky to generate a little excitement.

click to enlarge Look up! LOOK UP!!! - PHIL TAYLOR
  • Phil Taylor
  • Look up! LOOK UP!!!

Now we can turn our attention to hating Deadspin AND Tom Brady equally.

Yeah, we hate these guys, too.
  • Yeah, we hate these guys, too.

And ICYMI, here's the Great Roy Hobbson's preview of the 2015 season.

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