Yep, we're bringing back the Starting Five. We could talk about Donald Trump or Kim Davis or any number of other odious things, but let's eeeaaaassse back into this with a gander at Week 4 of the NFL preseason, which is, um, awful.
But wait! At least it's we know that REAL, ACTUAL FOOTBALL is REALLY, ACTUALLY returning, yes?
'Cause nothing says "quality entertainment" like a rousing second-string Colts loss to the Bengals
by a thrilling, oh-my-god-where's-the-beer-man final of 9-6.
9-6? At least some debris came crashing out of the sky
to generate a little excitement.
Now we can turn our attention to hating Deadspin
AND Tom Brady
And ICYMI, here's the Great Roy Hobbson's preview
of the 2015 season.