What are you wearing for Halloween? A quick look online seems to indicate that The Big Three this year will be, in no particular order:
Or The Government Shutdown.
Let's start with Walt. A number of male NUVO staffers could go full Heisenberg with just the addition of a jumpsuit and gloves, but we've also seen the horrific suggestion of 'Sexy Walter White' from Episode 1. (Yeah, it's a female person wearing a shirt and BVD's. No, there's no link to be found here. Find it yourself. Gack.)
The Miley outfit can be as challenging as you'd like. You could go all out, degrade BOTH yourself and a little person
- or you could just take off all your clothes and lick a hammer.
Which brings us to the shutdown.
We are digging the idea of a monument with a 'CLOSED' sign out front. This is pretty simple - rent a Statue of Liberty costume and dangle a sign around your neck.
Here's some other ideas:
The Boehner Boner
John Boehner masks are available - complete the outfit with a martini glass, the tears of moderate Republicans, and either a dog bone or something you picked up at Lover's Lane.
The Ted Cruz
Okay - is he Joe McCarthy reincarnated
? Is he Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show? Either way, this one's pretty easy: greasepaint eybrows, stiff hair, a sign that says 'NO' - and then you've gotta speak nonstop for 21 hours.
A caveat: if you go with the shutdown theme, remember - you just might not get any damn candy.