Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Haiku News

Posted By on Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 4:00 AM

Obama questions
if lemonade can be made
out of carmakers

EPA saying
global warming exists means
hell freezes over

gunman kills eight in
a nursing home like shooting
folks in a barrel

when it comes to gays
in service if you don't ask
Gates he won't tell you

Pentagon over
budget — its estimators
are guesstimators

fish across US
contain a big lab full of

IBM plans to
eliminate, defecate
some 5000 jobs

Elvis Crespo is
accused by passenger of
pulling a pee wee

that World Cup stampede
strongly indicative of
the folly of crowds

who gives a shit what
Bill O'Reilly thinks about
movies and actors

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Jim Poyser is Executive Director of Earth Charter Indiana, a statewide organization that was one of over two dozen nonprofit partners in Greening the Statehouse. A former managing editor of NUVO, he won HEC’s Environmentalist of the Year Award in 2013.

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